Smack My Bitch Review

Review: April 12, 2010, by Steve
Smack My Bitch

Smack My Bitch is a hardcore 18+ teen porn site that has far more attitude than your normal hardcore site! This is a place where these girls can get it the way they really want - hard, fast and nasty. With massive facial cumshots, deep-throat cocksucking, and hard dildo fucking to contend with, these girls will not be disappointed if they really do need it as hard and fast as they say they do!


Overall rating8.5

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This site currently features a surprisingly large collection of content - 218 episodes in total, all featuring videos, photo galleries and screenshot galleries, with updates made twice weekly right now. Impressive start, and nicely backed up first by a cracking free tour packed with previews and trailers. Following on from that is a well organised and pretty simple members' area as well. Although there are no separate video and photo sections, update and schedule information was pretty good with a very good index of all the ladies appearing on the site. The only thing lacking here was a really good description for each of the episodes - you don't really get anything in that department just yet.

There were .ZIP download files available on both the photo galleries and screenshot galleries, but image sizes tended to vary from gallery to gallery. The video options were pretty much standard with Flash streaming (704x396px) and .WMV downloads (1280x720px) both available here, but the videos can only be watched at full length. As a result, and additionally because of the videos being high definition, download speeds can be somewhat slow.

Presumably named in partial tribute to the classic track by The Prodigy, is actually slightly misleading in its name. It isn't really a spanking or punishment site, more a site that deals mostly (but not exclusively) with rough hardcore sex, so don't expect many red asses here! I was genuinely surprised by just how much content was here though, especially as it almost all appears to be exclusive too. This really was a site that turned out to be a bit of a gem.

At the centre of its success is a collection of 127 models, most of whom are unknowns or newcomers, and what a fantastic collection it is too. Throwing new girls into rough scenes like this really is quite a risk but none of them look as though they struggle with it all. Quite the opposite, they put in fresh performances the are quite the antithesis to the 'phoned in' stuff you get from many porn stars. Blonde Megan, busty Mika and the impossibly cute Peris are particularly the girls to keep an eye on.


Smack My could easily have been another teen hardcore site, but the insistence on rougher scenes (even though there is, oddly, a fair few solo masturbation episodes) and the use of new models really does elevate by quite some distance above most of its competitors. There are some exceptionally good videos and galleries here and some extremely promising new girls as well. The large collection, twice weekly updates and competent presentation round things off nicely.

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