The Minion Review

Review: March 3, 2011
The Minion is going to be one of the most interesting things you have even seen in your life. I know that its quite a claim but this one you just have to see. The Minion is a guy. A very large and quite hairy guy who is not fun to look at but gets to bag some of the hottest chicks in the business. See him for yourself in plenty of pictures and videos.


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Ill never forget the first time I saw the man I would later find out is named The Minion. It was in a Diabolic video and the scene featured one of my favourite girls, Katin, giving The Minion a great blowjob. The scene was the weirdest thing I had even seen in porn at the time and the only thing to match is would be the official site of The Minion.

The is all about a quite fat and just as hairy dude who somehow gets to bang a ton of really amazing babes. Right from the get go, you can see a ton of top name babes from the tour. See Hillary Scott, Riley Mason, Leah Luv, Sophie Dee, and Roxy Jezel to name a few of the girls who took on The Minion. Its amazing since I would chop off many things in order to score it with one of those babes yet he manged quite well enough without any amputations of his own.

This site is part comedy, part gross, and all porn. The trailers on the tour will have shown you a glimpse of whats in the members area. There are about 150 videos at this time in said area. Videos can be streamed in a nifty flash format or downloaded in pieces or in their entirety in wmv format. Videos look better than average at a 640x480 resolution with a good bitrate of around 1500kb/sec. There are mobile friendly formats available too in mp4 format.

Each video has its own sets of images. You can see screencaps or pretty decent galleries that have professionally taken. Images will be around 1200x800 and they look pretty nice overall. Like the videos, you will see plenty of weird food meets sex scenes and plenty of gross-you-out moments featuring the very unattractive Minion. Download the galleries who with a zipfile for a quick and easy download of the whole set.

To sooth your need for more regular porn, you do get access to 20 bonus sites. The sites are free with your membership and are easy enough to jump around to despite the cluttered members area. The sites are pretty good in their own right and have some nice picks.


TheMinion is just a really weird site. Its almost like watching a train wreck but you keep watching because the girls are just so freaking hot. Its amazing that so many true hotties got down with the Minion like this. There's a good amount of content and the bonus sites simply sweeten the deal. The monthly price is a little heavy but a lot of members state that the cost is well worth it when you consider the bonuses. If you want to see something pretty twisted, you just have to see this.

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