Tony and Cora always wanted the perfect family, but instead they got the one they got. Tony, a stern task master... Cora, his equally taciturn wife... their eldest daughter Bitty who cheats on her psychologist husband... and their adopted son, Jim, a cross-dressing, live-at-home sex addict. And then there's youngest daughter Gloria, the only hope of giving Tony and Cora a "normal" family. Gloria is set to marry wealthy blue-blood Bradley. Too bad she hates him and wonders if she's gay - a wonder which will come to light, be exploited, perverted and trashed by the time the long "~~Homecoming~~" weekend is over... proving once again that you can run, but you can't hide... from yourself.